Mr. Baseball, I believe you’re trying to seduce me.

I can’t believe we let this story slip for this long. Providing further proof that God is not a Brewers fan, Bob Uecker has been forced to take out a restraining order out against a female stalker. That’s right. There is someone who desires to be within 1,000 feet of the Yook at all times. According to an AP story, the stalker “has been stalking him (Uecker) for six or seven years, sending unsolicited gifts such as flowers and teddy bears and showing up at Brewers games and in hotels across the country.” From the sound of it, she’s shown more committment than most Brewer fans over that time span.

Now, there’s nothing funny about stalking. The team at Rebuilding Year often fears that this blog will bring the kind of marginal noteriety associated with stalker affections. However, there is something very funny about celebrity look alikes. Just ask any AHL jumbotron operator. Below, you’ll find the stalker’s mug shot and a photo of one of America’s most beloved actors. At first, I was convinced the stalker was really Hoffman in a wig. Uncanny.

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