Phil Mickelson has come out of hiding this weekend to play in The Western Open, his first tournament back since his colossal meltdown at the US Open. Thankfully for Phil he won’t have to contend with Rebuilding Year Dictator of the Month Kim Jong.

Evidently Kim has a knack for the “long walk spoiled” – his government spokesman has put out a press release claiming he hit five hole-in-ones and was 38 under par on his first golf outing. The “Great Leader” routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.

I’m certainly no John Bolton but maybe we can find a diplomatic compromise with North Korea by allowing Kim to bypass Q school and guaranteeing him a spot in the great American tradition otherwise known as the Skins Game. Let’s face it — watching Kim Jong work a sandtrap would be more entertaining then the LPGA.

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