canned goods containing meat


Today’s Detroit News reports that Derrick Coleman , former NBA retard, is opening up his own men’s clothing stores. Evidently Derrick is a better retailer then he was a rebounder. No word yet on whether he will be selling designer prision uniforms

Among Coleman’s many arrests during his playing days included a time where he was handcuffed for public intoxication. While resisting this arrest he sprained an ankle and missed his next game. Coleman’s attorneys ended up working out a plea bargain for this incident in which Coleman agreed to donate $5,000 worth of “canned goods containing meat” to a food bank in order to keep him out of the slammer.

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