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The Cincinnati Bengals have announced that they are setting up a hotline number (513 381-Jerk) so fans can narc on other fans at the game. Who’s idea was this? As if Bengals fans didn’t have enough trouble fitting in to their social environments as is, now they are being encouraged to turn other fans into authority figures. Plus, given that five Bengals have been arrested this offseason and that Frostee Rucker is wanted in 50 states, I have a feeling fans might be using this number to turn in the players more then the fans.

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