Archive for November 2006

heartfelt

November 29, 2006

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RIP Casey Coleman. Casey was the only listenable sports talk show host in Cleveland. I know that’s not much of a compliment and sort of like calling someone the skinniest fat person in the room, but it’s meant as one. His voice was quintessential Cleveland, with the type of accent, cadence and annunication that made you think for just a quick moment that the sunset over Lake Erie might be one of the most beautiful sights you’ve seen

Here’s an interview with Casey from last opening day.

Godspeed, Casey

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Brad Miller cares.

November 28, 2006

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Dear Jim Paxson,

Despite a slow start, we really like your Chicago Bull basketball team. We applaud your stance against ankle tape and headbands. In fact, we’ve been pushing for the Cavs to trade Lebron because of the shmata he wears on his head but so far Cavs management isn’t listening.

Anyhow, with the Heat looking not-so-hot, this is the year to go for broke and try to win the East. Drop Scott Skiles and send him wherever Pat Riley keeps Stan Van Gundy. There’s one coach out there who can get these guys to play the right way. Go for broke.

Hire Larry Brown.

Yours,
Rebuilding Year

Big questions of 2006

November 27, 2006

Why are we still in Iraq?

What happened to Habeas Corpus?

And why is Troy Hudson getting more minutes then Randy Foye?

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Free Randy Foye!

If we did it….

November 25, 2006

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The latest Judith Regan project got Rebuilding Year thinking of publishing our own little novella: If We Did It: Just What Would It Take to Make Antoinne Walker “Go Away” (or at least get traded to the Atlanta Hawks) .

Hypothetically speaking we could:

a) put land mines around the three point line that are set to activate whenver Tonie hoists up yet another long range shot outside of his range with 20 seconds left on the shot clock

b) cut off his hands as punishment for stealing the Larry O’Brien trophy

c) place shiny reflective mirrors on the basketball court so when he puts his head down and drives to the basket like a bull in a china shop, he will be blinded for life.

d) introduce him to the “real killers” of Nicole Simpson

PS: How long did it take to find enough footage for this

office ball

November 19, 2006

Today was the big basketball game – Rebuilding Year vs Disappointment Zone. As expected, Team RY dominated. Here’s a highlight of our dunking:

we guess consent won’t be an issue

November 18, 2006

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Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss’ new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi’s Stud Farm.She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world – despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, “I told him, ‘You’re going to be my big stallion.’ It’s every man’s fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson.”

Tyson, 40, adds, “I don’t care what any man says, it’s every man’s dream to please every woman – and get paid for it.”

steady bad lucker

November 18, 2006

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Anyone within two degrees of separation of Cory Lidle needs to be put on the Homeland Security no-fly list immediately.