Ron Artest was arrested for hitting some woman No surprises there. She probably accidently fed the dogs.
The incident got us thinking how hard it must be for a woman to break up with an athlete like Artest and not fear for your life. What exactly are the right words?:
“Ron-Ron, we should see other people.”
“S-Jax, I still want to have sex but I also want to be with other Golden State Warriors.”
Or “Pac-Man, I like you a lot (and think it’s really cool how you make it rain and then sweep up the rain really fast) but I’m just not attracted to you.”