we need to talk

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Ron Artest was arrested for hitting some woman No surprises there. She probably accidently fed the dogs.

The incident got us thinking how hard it must be for a woman to break up with an athlete like Artest and not fear for your life. What exactly are the right words?:

“Ron-Ron, we should see other people.”

“S-Jax, I still want to have sex but I also want to be with other Golden State Warriors.”

Or “Pac-Man, I like you a lot (and think it’s really cool how you make it rain and then sweep up the rain really fast) but I’m just not attracted to you.”

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