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LZ Granderson can’t be real. How many more columns can he write shit like “some might want to turn a blind eye to the gayness of nascar but there’s something under the hood nonetheless” Or from his latest column on Seattle’s homophobic new ownership group and whether Seattle should fund the new arena with tax dollars — “It’s a tough choice, but life is full of tough choices. Stern made his. Now Seattle, the ball’s in your court.”

LZ doesn’t need to be radical just because he is the only out gay sportswriter at ESPN but can he at least not be ten times more milquetoast then Steven Wojowhatever.

Our theory is that there is no such thing as LZ Granderson. LZ Granderson = JT Leroy. LZ is really Steven A. Smith playing a trick on us all.

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