“You Have No Idea What I Know”

 

Buy-Out Watch 2007 continuities outside Madison Square Garden. Representatives of Fortitudo and Olimpia Milano with a Scafati rep expected later today. Of course, that’s just the half of it. Marbury was told he’d start tonight’s game against the Phoenix Suns… on the bench! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SNAP! Marbury, responding like the professional we all knew he is, took his large pendulous balls and went home.

Well, he at least took them to the back of the team plane where, according to the New York Daily News, he told teammates: Isiah has to start me. I’ve got so much (stuff) on Isiah and he knows it. He thinks he can (get) me. But I’ll (get) him first. You have no idea what I know.He then asked David Lee if he was getting in the airplane bathroom or what. Isaiah returned fire by telling the press, “Make no mistake about it: we do want him as a member of this basketball team. He is welcomed back.” Privately, Zaya asked Marbury’s representative to “please please please” not let Marbury tell the press what a dirty dog he his.  

Seriously though, could any team other than the Knickerbockers have a locker-room blow-up like this 5 games into the season? Would you be surprised if Starbury went Sprewell on Zeke? Or if he took his shoes off between foul shots like Richie Tenenbaum in his final tennis match? Or if it turned out that he and Anucha Brown-Sanders were in cahoots from the beginning, architects of an elaborate plan to acquire the Knicks in a settlement and transport them to Sardinia? The New York Knicks is really where amazing happens.

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One Comment on ““You Have No Idea What I Know””


  1. […] how this would turn out. It was a powderkeg from the start. Now that things have spilled over and, like we predicted, the two leading men in this may-as-well-be-fiction shitshow started ultimate fighting on the team […]


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